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spermbanker:

missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumb 

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twooping:

You could’ve reblogged that from me

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  • gay kid: hey i like your shoes
  • straight boy: haha thanks but im straight
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tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

(via pizza)

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pinkiepony:

Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you

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babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

(via yourfriendlyneighborhood-lesbian)

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